I could go on for pages why old people are annoying but I won't. What I will do is put forward my argument to why old people (60+) should be sold for food and why this idea will work.
Here's a few facts;
Fact: There are millions of starving people around the world.
Fact: Old people of Australia survive on their savings or pension.
Fact: Human flesh is best eaten cooked.
OK, with this in mind why don't we ship all the old people to countries with starving masses and use them as a source of food.
Here is a list of the initial benefits of this idea
1:The smell of Australia would be better (no more mothball odour)
2: Public transport would be more reliable
3: Shows like "Wheel of Fortune" would finally be taken off air
4: John Laws would be out of a job
5: No more awkward visits to Grandma & Grandpa
6: Third World hunger greatly reduced
7: No more old age pension = greater spending for education and arts
8: Police time not wasted by "Young Hooligans" complaints
9: The money generated by the sale can go back into neglected industries
While there will be the initial outrage, people will come to realize that it's for the best. A young nation is a strong nation.
Created Sun. 29.10.00
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