Rats roam the streets, the burgers will give you CJD. Catch an overpriced, unreliable train - it'll crash (4 fatal crashes in 3.5 years). The Princess put up with years of abuse and then the hypocrisy exploded when she died, 'Queen of hearts' my arse. Catch a tube, sit for half an hour mid-tunnel in total darkness, preferable to braving the gridlock I suppose. Marauding gangs, racial violence, neo nazi's - bodies piling up in the ditches. Foot and Mouth disease sweeping the country. Sitting outside monetary union as the rest of Europe gets on with it.
Ah well at least we have the BBC.
Written by a Traveling Friend
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