Why couples feel that a train, bus, museum or any public place is the perfect place for a long snog is beyond me. Get it over with before you go out.
If you can't go 5 minute without touching you girlfriends ass then don't go out. Stay at home and bonk silly until it loses its "Wonder".
If you feel like having a pash please don't do it next to a kids playground.
I'm not trying to sound like an old fuddy duddy I just don't think it's necessary.
Created Sun. 11.03.01
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